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If you’re standing on the “argument rug,” you have to tell the truth – and everyone has to listen. At least that’s the rule to begin with!  Three couples.  One stranger.  A piece of tacky, orange carpet.  Guns, whip cream, negligees, golf clubs, broken glass and amnesia.  What could possibly go wrong in this high-energy and outrageous comedy?

CHARACTERS

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Henry Portman

Susan Portman 

Bitsy Barsumi 

Tim Barsumi

Phil Phillips

Phyllis Phillips

A Strange Man

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All characters are mid 30's to mid 50's

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SETTING

The Portman home.

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Click HERE for script download!

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